Friday, April 16, 2010
Old..
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Where is the ing?
I watch a TV show (don't know which one) on HGTV and the host even uses lazy words and doesn't pronounce the 'ing' on all of these words. Once I start payin attention to what he is sayin I can't watch anymore. I can't take watching the the show anymore.
It's too bad that I notice all these little things. My life would be much simpler if I could be ignorant to these things.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
I work..
Is there anyone in the world that is fairly happy with them selves (besides me)?
Monday, April 12, 2010
I should..
- start doing this again
- make new friends (in real life)
- Ride my bike more
- Eat better? I just don't know how...
- make some goals-I don't know what about though...
That's all for now. Will see how my 'I should' list goes...
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
My wish list...
backyard. People always watching me. The neighbor who is a sexist
fucking republican wbo doeant like
Young peope who always has something to bitch about and can't have a
conversation with me but only looks at my husband when talking.
Hey sexist republican guy. I'm the one who owns this condo not him ya
asshole. I'm glad you can talk to the old ladies around here with out
husbands and appear to give then a little respect so maybe your not a
total woman hater. Maybe it is because I'm young. You can still kiss
it.
Back to my wish list since you pissed me off and weren't even around.
1. A house
2. Skills to fix up said house
3. People in my life to not give up on my but just push me a bit so I
don't just settle or they don't just settle because I have said eh I
don't feel like
It.
4. A dog
5. More money. Not just handed to me. I mean a higher paying job. I
have bi problem working for it.
Thats about all. For now
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
I
talk to the people I need to.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
I
into remodeling and designing my new bathroom. E doesn't seem so into
it though.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Excuse me
domi. Damn phone.
I bet E doesn't even read this thing anymore.
He makes me mad because he his CONSTANTLY burried in his phone. At his
moms, at my parents, when were out with friends. It's incosiederate.
If you don't know why then just ask me.
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English please.
stole not stolled. It's sure not shore. It's fish not fishes. Deer not
deers.
Get it right!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
03/06/09
On 03/06/09 Eric and I went down to the courthouse and got married. I didn't do it this way with the intent of having my mother never talk to me again. Even at that, be mad. I mean, I knew she wasn't going to be jumping up and down excited because as everyone thinks-and I don't seem to-getting married is like the biggest thing in ones life. Yes, it was important to me and that it why I did it. I wanted to be with Eric.
So, it has been one week now and my mom is madder than ever. She is mad at my dad-even though they live in the same house and are still married and knew nothing until she did. She is mad at him because he is not mad at me, he has accepted it and moved on even though he wishes that he could have been there for the ceremony as well. He continues to be happy for me but I know I have unintentionally made his life miserable-my mom doesn't know how to direct her anger and she won't talk to him, yells at him and is down right mean to him right now because he is accepting. All because of me. So, I am sorry dad.
I have had my ups and downs with my dad throughout my entire life. When I was younger we didn't along so well. At all. My dad has changed a lot and has a great sense of humor and a greater tolerance level over all. My dad made me laugh when I was leaving. He said to me 'You were a pain in the ass for the 20 years that you lived here. Now, you continue to be pain in the ass.' He laughed and said 'I love you.'
Friday, March 13, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Food or thought? I got both.
This was on a white board at the bagel joint in Ft. Myers while I was
on vacation.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Car wash.
some inconsiserate woman sit back to back of me and talk LOUDLY on her
cell phone. Asshole.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
I never get to see the sunrise.
after they dialated my eyes they threw me back out in the waiting
room. The waiting room is 50 feet long with floor to ceiling windows
on the entire east side. At the time I couldn't really tell how
beautiful the sunrise was over the lake but now I can enjoy it. Glad I
took a picture. Next time I get to enjoy this view will be one year
from now. Maybe I will see it with my own eyes next year...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Signature
them so my blog entries quit saying (see below)
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Delicious.
keep the windows defrosted so the asshole in the lane next to me can
smoke and pollute my car with his cigarettes. Roll your windows up and
kill your self buddy.
Have a nice day.
Sent from my iPhone
Friday, January 2, 2009
One Problem
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Success!
down the highway too. I was scared to be in that car the rest of the
trip. We leave the columbus airport today. Current time: 12.25 pm
Below is the weather from over a week ago
Monday, December 8, 2008
Fire.
building a fire for us to enjoy out side. I don't like eric right now.
He doesn't listen to me.
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Got some slippers
plus tax at Ikea. They are red. Kat-O loves them. I don't love wearing
them around it.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Vaca.
really miss her. I cried today because I miss her.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Stupid doctors
they are only one fucking person. I walked in at 9:52, signed in as I
am supposed to and dude walks in after me goes in first. Guess he had
the 9:59 appointment I couldn't get. So now I am still sitting here at
10:20 pissing me day away. Not getting paid so I can see the doctor
for about 5 min. I just want jim to check my ears and send me on my
way. Oh I do want to ask him if there is anything I can do to make my
ears not explode while I fly too. I guess that is why I go second -
because I have lots of questions. Bah. Stinkin doctors.
Oh and one of the receptionists/MA is unfriendly.
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Mashed potatoes!
We found stuffing to eat for tofurkey dinner which eric just KNEW they
didn't make anything that wasn't chicken or turkey or meat flavored. I
wish he would just listen to me sometime and stop being such a hardass
because he doesn't know all.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Does my water make me smart?
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Fire! Lane!
They always do-just to run in and get their subs.
Jackasses.
Music is boring...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Click . Click . Click . Flash!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Report Card..
Friday, November 7, 2008
Nothing like...
window of the back of the car. Hope you don't get in an accident or
have to slam on the brakes. Puppy will be catipulted into your front
windsheild. Good luck pup.
-m
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Another one bites the dust...
lots if traffic on the way to work today too.
Went to the DMV also. Why do old people have to be out when working
people are starting there day? There should be a law against them
taking time in the morn to do stuff that can be taken care if later
because they don't have jobs.
Sleepy time. I'm out!
~M
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Spell check?!
Ugh, it drive me insane. Daily.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Peanut Butter Jelly and a baseball bat...
Thanks for being open late, because I would go to Kmart to get my lunch box(I'm sorry but it is closer to my house). I am not going there becase those assholes close at 10 and I am working tonight.
I don't really want to carry a lunch box like a complete dork but there was a palmetto bug in the refer at work and I think I would rather carry a doofus lunch box than potentially pull out some coocaracha with my meal-EVER.
So, hopefully you will have a really great one for me and some freezer packs ready. I don't want to be there all night.
Love,
Melissa
P.S. Please don't let me get in the line with the lady who takes FOREVER checking people out. I try to avoide her but some how her line is always the shortest-maybe since others are avoiding her too.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Slammich
I made a grilled cheese sandwhich in the toaster oven at work today. I must say, it turned our quite perfectly. I prepared it last night by buttering my break and placing cheese inthe center. I used muenster. It was placedon foil, then broilsed, flipped and broiled again for delicious goodness.
I am a great cook.
Oh ya, I am having yogurt too. They made it with 1% milk fat and added Vitamins A & D. I feel really good now that I am getting those extra vitamins. Woo hoo!
Monday, October 20, 2008
More..
The frog and the wig:
Frog walks into the bar and spots a beautiful girl at the bar. He walks up behind her and says that he will buy her drink for her so the bar tender says 'That will be $1" After the girl walks away the frog says to the bartender "that looked good, I'll tkae one of those too'' So, the bar tender mixes up the frogs drink and says 'That will be $6.'' The frog is shock and asked the bartender why his drink is $6 and the same drink he previously paid for which was the exact same was only $1 for her. The bartender replies, 'It's ladies night.' So, the frog walks out of the bar puts on a wig, comes in and says '$1?''
Thursday, October 16, 2008
So, I am sitting at work eating my Mac N Cheese when a client walks in the door. She leans over the counter, looks at my dinner and says (with a snippy little attitude) 'Ya, well that looks nutritious' .
I hate people who just want to be rude for the sake of being rude. Does it really matter or effect her as to what I am eating? And anyways, it's god dang Mac N Cheese not Deep f ried bacon wrapped gravy covered pigs balls or anything.
Then she proceded to tell me another mess of bullship and for a moment I thought about taking my mac n cheese and smashing her face into it on the counter. It was a nice thought for a moment and then I got back to reality and sold her her stinkin gift cards.
Enjoy your massage when you come back shit face. Hope I'm not here.
Love, Melissa